The Sachem

while ejaculating you tomahawk chop the women in the face with your penis. Spreading he man juice down the middle of her face. All the while shouting like an Native American

The bitch was so angry when i gave her The Sachem.

by Team Goose July 2, 2008

Louisiana stacker

A southern gang bang.

An example of the Louisiana stacker is pretty simple. One southern girl multiple dicks.

by Mike Steel June 9, 2009

candy sacher

the "g" rated version of cock sucker, to be used in casual settings where people dont know what you are actually saying or talking about

Dude i dont wanna swear around the kids but that guy is a candy sacher!!!

by buddmcgreggor March 30, 2010

Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Mount Hood Stacker

Jokes about being a furry and most people think he's joking when really he's not. He's a furry, and not the weird kind. Also he tends to say uwu and owo sometimes so be aware if he pounces on you uwu. Besides him being a furry he stacks cups which is kinda interesting I guess.

Hey did you hear Mount Hood Stacker got a new cycle record?
I did, also he's a furry and he almost pounced on me uwu.
Did you just say uwu?

by MountHoodStacker October 23, 2020

Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.

Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

by Andrizzle Obizzle June 11, 2006

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018