Arizona squirt gun

Using a flamethrower with intent to kill

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.

by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022

Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.

The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women

by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020

Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"

MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !

by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011

Squirt gunned

The art of getting squirted on multiple times while sounding with a 9mm bullet

Me and my military gf squirt gunned last night

by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025