by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025
Get the Squirtingmug. by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022
Get the Arizona squirt gunmug. by Smuchuu January 16, 2022
Get the fire fighting squirtmug. The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
Get the Bert Squirtmug. by Oxdaman October 27, 2017
Get the squirt stainsmug. by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025
Get the Squirt gunnedmug. by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022
Get the sparkling squirtmug.