Spreadcheat

A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done

Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.

by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012

Spreadin the Love

A handshake occurring after masturbating, but before washing one's hands.

Greg just masturbated.
Greg did not wash his hands.

20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.

by Chris Nice December 13, 2012

spreads

going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.

by stmary February 1, 2013

spread

someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.

aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.

-I know she bad af

by Gas Pedal twerk April 7, 2013

Spreader

A rail passenger who sits in a single seat then, over time, spreads him or herself out across the adjoining seats

Quick, move over, here comes a spreader!

by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015

Spreaders

People who re-tweet others mugshots/embarrassing photos of people that they barely know just for their personal pleasure/to feel better about themselves. Most of these people have no lives and sit behind the computer all day long.

I got arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday and I've already got 6 spreaders on Wake County mugshots Twitter page spreading my mugshot everywhere.

by Take it easy November 11, 2015