peurta plata splata

When you are in a foreign country and get diarrhea

“Those fruits gave me the Peurta plata splata”

by Jub August 22, 2019

Slathans

A somewhat flexible word which is utilized to denote negation. As in:

1) If something is impossible, it is slathans.
2) To end a conversation abruptly i.e. "Dead a conversation" it can be utlized in an interuptive manner.
3) To denote the 0 value amount something (See Usage)
4) May also be utilized creatively, as the embodiment of a non-cool person, in which case the word is changed slightly and is used in a naming manner (See Usage)

1) Hater: Yo I heard you have a 1 inch Wee-Wee
You: SLATHANS!
2) Hater: Yo, there was this time that..You: SLATHANS!
3) Hater: Did you get any ass from her?
You: No, I got Slathans
4) Hater: I am mad cool
You: Nah, you are Slathaniel Hawthorne

by MaZe February 12, 2004

Slaterria

Usually a fat animal who spends it's time eating .

Yeoo your sucha slaterria !

by imthebitch March 1, 2011

Shplatter

An inevitable side effect of haphazardly plunging a clogged toilet without taking the requisite precautionary measures to mitigate lateral property damage and thus, contain fecal stew within the bowl.

"What the hell happened in there? It's a mess!"

"I know, right? Bruce must have clogged the shitter, because anyone else would have plunged it without getting shplatter all over the walls."

by Sure Lock Homes September 8, 2011

Slattary

adjective, warm and compassionate, also related to having warm hands.

Probably not a real thing.

You're so very slattary. Also, your hands are warm.

by Bro Chi Minh May 1, 2015

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

slattivity

Slattivity

Fuck that motha fucka this slattivity bitch

by slatty_? August 26, 2019