A person stuck in the late 80'
s and early 90's as far as fashion, music, and slang are concerned. this person is also addicted to neon colors as well big hair and suglasses for a
woman. A faux-hawk is generally a tell-tale sign of a slattery as well, either on a man or
woman.
A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-
school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a boombox, or wish that they were.
Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone
will equate you to a poser.
A slattery is the epitome of
cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)
Person 1:
Katie is such a slattery, did you see her wearing that New
Kids on the
Block sweatshirt!
Person 2: Yeah! Well yesterday I saw her walking around with her boombox, playing Jump Around!
Person 3: SO slattery.