Shank Man

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.

Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

Sankaku Complex

An anime site focused on sex, lewdness, and garbage media reviews, overrun by manbabies.

Average Sankaku Complex peruser: "You mean my favorite game meant for 9 year olds removed the man-eating, shitting-dicknipple monster? Censorship! Fuck Funimation! To hell with Crunchyroll!!"

by Aardvarkopotamus August 13, 2021

Shank your nan

To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan

You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan

by Bantermsn69 May 19, 2016

Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.

1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?

by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

Stanky Spanky

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

by the bees tits September 15, 2016