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Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.
- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
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Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.
"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."
by Kokipod June 7, 2014
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daddy snapper

Term used to describe a womens vagina.
I couldn't wait to get off of work, to fill her daddy snapper
by deaves November 1, 2003
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snapple

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.
Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!
by westernpig July 28, 2006
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Snapplause

snapping instead of clapping to applaud a performance or a good job.
"Once upon a time there was people, and they lived happily ever after"
*snap, snap, snap* (snapplause)
by Leah =) March 19, 2008
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Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.
Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.
by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015
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Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
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