Simeon

Simeon is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair

I have a Simeon hanging from my butt

by buttgokwaninthebin August 25, 2012

John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store

John Simon is loser

by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014

SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.

I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon

by steve d wilson August 28, 2008

simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on

guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons

by kobie22 April 11, 2009

simonellis

A person who everyone likes and loves to death. the most gorgeous guy in the world.

yes, i would like shag that simonellis to death

by alan the philosopher October 2, 2003

simmonds

Pre-ejaculation penis fluid slightly rusty coloured

"Oh no ive simmonds my pants"

by Rupert88 March 17, 2008

Simon Park

An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.

Simon Park laughed as he watched the horror movie

by queer444 February 26, 2010