Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.
"Jakes a mother fucker."
replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"
"Jakes a Mary Shelley."
For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.
"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"
"Jakes a Mary Shelley."
For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.
"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008
Get the Mary Shelley mug.A rusted beat-up Volvo with piss-poor mud flaps and a rubbish clutch. All investments have gone into headlights and headlight wipers.
In summary: A shit car driven by a Bloat wagon.
In summary: A shit car driven by a Bloat wagon.
by Schnibble March 25, 2004
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by angler48 September 16, 2019
Get the Shalls mug.The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.
George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
by dannyp76 September 4, 2011
Get the Conch Shelled mug.When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell
Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017
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Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.
Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.
Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.
Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.
by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009
Get the Shelley mug.Gorgeous boyfriend. Usually very level headed. Until some crazy girl comes and rubs him up the wrong way. Many traits of a typical James, also, such as amazing eyes and well hung.
The best friend you could ask for and if you manage to catch him as your boyfriend he is a butterfly you should never let go. Keep him. Love him. Worship him. And in return he will treat you like a princess.
The best friend you could ask for and if you manage to catch him as your boyfriend he is a butterfly you should never let go. Keep him. Love him. Worship him. And in return he will treat you like a princess.
by MissHa September 22, 2010
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