50 shades of jesus

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis

bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus

by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini June 1, 2018

50 shades of down sydrome

When evey one at your school dances to sickmo during a rally

Did u hear there was 50 shades of down sydrome at the school

by Tommy 420 January 18, 2019

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019

50 Shades of Grey

Porn

“BRO, stop reading porn!”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”

by I need to take a piss July 29, 2021

Seal Shadeslayer

I great warrior (me)

Shade slaying is dangerous -_-

Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

schadenboehner

A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.

I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.

by misterrockobscurities October 17, 2013

Sade

Anyone talking crap about Sade is jealous and is hurting inside so they can’t help to assume and leave rumors accusing her

Sade is so unique and doesn’t deserve such shitty people coming at her in life

by GenevieveLikeWhaaaaat July 3, 2020