Sebastian

A big dumb idiot who consistently passes out while looking at girls

Sebastian was looking at that girl again.

by Anonymous1235785 April 23, 2019

Sebastian

That one kid with a mustache in year 7
the mustache is thicc and lucious

sebastian: **mustache noises**

by kqi walliams October 26, 2022

Sebastian

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3

Sebastian should leave the school

by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024

dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024

Sebastian Deleon

A form strong buff Barbarian with an 80 inch horse cock who will penetrate all moving things and will tear apart the assholes of his significant others.

He pulls bitches left, right, and even has the confidence to take their mans as well. Not only would he tear that pussy up but he would take that dick like a vacuum and suck fuck the living hell out of anything that moves

“Hey, Sebastian Deleon would absolutely tear apart my insides with his massive cock”

by Joe Flax November 22, 2021

Sebastian Rec

A man who has great voice when it comes to standing up for others and speeches. Although there have been hard times for him, he always finds ways to make it better. He loves all of his friends and cherishes them. And although he can be dimwitted at times, he does his best to make people laugh and try hard. He loves his family very much, even though he can be rude most times. He will do anything to make his friends and family happy

James: Bro Sebastian Rec kinda fire tho ngl

Evan: Ong let’s be friends with him

by sev2007 March 6, 2022

Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds

by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025