sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022

Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy March 31, 2023

scutteen

affectionate way to use the word scut

ah he’s me aul scutteen

by kksmacks April 16, 2023

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

sputterfingers

Someone who points and sputters at people. Accusing, reprimanding, or blaming someone for something. Typically, holding said someone accountable for some bullshit, rather than themselves.

Have you seen that “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme? She is so sputterfingers.

by Maximum Tenacity July 4, 2023

stuttercum

The same facial and verbal motion of a stutter as you're reaching climax.

I thought he was having an episode but it was just a case of stuttercum.

by ikandy-nz July 16, 2024

Smutter

To talk with food in your mouth in a disgusting and rude manner.

Although when I told him to stop smuttering he stopped.

by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024