washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

washing your feet with socks on by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck 

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.

Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.

The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009

suck my cows 

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

suck my cows by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 12, 2018

Suck & Go 

Giving a guy a blowjob and leaving immediately after wards, no talking not wasting time.

Mostly used by prostitutes or people looking for quick sex.

Bob: I am looking for a ddf suck & go blowjob.
Spencer: I am interested.

Suck & Go by Brendan Lash August 3, 2009

suck your nan 

the sucking or slurping or ones own grandmother. It is an action frequently performed by larger men. It is used as a curse or offence

'Oi fatty james, go suck your nan'

suck your nan by liquidass99 May 7, 2016

Suck me off at the next station 

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

Suck me off at the next station by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

socksfor1 

A great Among Us and Minecraft modded who also has a second channel called socksfor2.
He plays with FatMemeGod, Blaza, Wolfster, TBHHonest, Nadeem, LaffingGas, TBVG MuffinJuice and Juice (I remembered all of them without searching it up)
He also does other games.
He has a Minecraft SMP which is really confusing and I haven't bothered to keep up with.
He is also a spaceman (not in real life)

Socksfor1, the spaceman

socksfor1 by thisismeID April 9, 2021