The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.
I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.
by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025
Get the String Theory of Life mug.1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Eve String Light mug.When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it
by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026
Get the Jersey string cheese mug.Always fucking breaks, often times when tuning, sometimes for no reason at all other than to piss you off and deliver a big fat middle finger to your front door.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
Get the Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow mug.Having the jizz slowly drip down from a persons penis to form a jizz string. You must carefully swing it and say “cast away” as it goes into someone’s or your own mouth.
by Barrett D. Ben March 9, 2025
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