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Facebook SneakMouse 

People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.
You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....

Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.

On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.

speaking moistly 

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.
Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

one cheek sneak 

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.
I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.
one cheek sneak by hoot rider January 5, 2010

turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before he stained his underwear.
turtlehead sneak by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008

speaks out 

Someone who says what he/she thinks
She speaks out about him
speaks out by Nuke123345 February 10, 2012

Sneak fap 

when your in school and you get a random boner and you know you can fap without the teachers finding out.
"Dude i was in social studies and i pulled a sneak fap, i have to go change im all wet."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."
Sneak fap by Watboy May 6, 2012