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slippery dutch

Putting lubricant or jello into a Dutch bros child sized cup and masturbating with it. Commonly done by males occasionally done with women but putting lubricant on the outside and inserting into the vagina.
"Oh no this Dutch bros cup has lube inside... he must have used it for the slippery Dutch again"
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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slippery indonesian

When a guy and girl are broken up but they still fuck and don't tell anyone about it and it's awkward afterword.
Gerry and sugar tits are broken up but I think they're pulling the ole slippery Indonesian.
by Honestmike May 9, 2014
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Slippery Nickel

When a nickel is soaked in a combination of sperm and urine and the nickel is then put into everyones mouth and swallowed
It was so crazy i actually wanted to do a slippery nickel
by Hornyforhire August 2, 2010
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slippery Jernigan

When you cum on someone’s lower back and it slides down their butt crack like an ice luge back into yours or someone else’s mouth
by Jerny October 3, 2022
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the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
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slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.
1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.
by gusnado August 15, 2012
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slippery laugh

when your mate injures themselves and you can't hold in your laughter
'Jordan left out a slippery laugh as Chelsea ran into a wall by accident'
by slippery laugh October 9, 2014
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