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methadonian shuffle

The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.
Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos
by cuddleworm July 28, 2012
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Truffle shuffle

The act of a fat person shuffling their jelly rolls
“Do it chunk” “right now” chunk:(sigh)ok(jiggle jiggle)(truffle shuffle)
by The wise ninja May 24, 2018
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iPod Shuffle

Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too
Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.
by DCMizzle April 27, 2007
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OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.
by The Embry-O December 9, 2008
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trollin shuffle

So trolling is the act of intentionally purposefully provoking others on the internet usually in excess by typing insults or randomness.

To “troll shuffle” is to log onto a shuffling webcam site (stickam, chat roulette, etc) and to randomly type to people. With no real intention of conversation; simply to be annoying or awkward. The more awkward or obscene or random you are the stronger the Trollin shuffle is!

The ultimate goal of Trollin’ a shuffle is to get the look of complete disguest or lack of understanding face and then to be booted, nexted, kicked, or any other word describing the conversations end.
Suhamm sloshed : I am on Stickam in the Shuffle mode and just typing randomness to people.

SEAMOORE BUTTS: hahahahah
SEAMOORE BUTTS: wow
SEAMOORE BUTTS: youz just trollin shuffle aren't you suhamm?
suhamm sloshed: hahahahhahaahhaha
suhamm sloshed: is there such thing
Randy:There is now! (logs onto urbandictionary.com and creats this new phenom word)
by Randoni May 13, 2010
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White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.
She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle
by Francis B November 20, 2007
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Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
by Scott A. January 2, 2009
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