My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

shinerific

superlative of "shiny", especially when shiny is used as meaning...anything really...good happy funny sunny...anything

S: sup?
K: nothing, s'all shinerific

by <[[RawR]]> May 9, 2007

Shaver's Itch

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011

shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015