Shifting

The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".

"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"

Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter

by me11/06 September 4, 2013

stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

shining

A drug induced trip; A glorious intoxication to the point of questioning one's own existence.

See also: trip - out

"Wow, the colors have sounds. I must be shining..."

by L. Niko October 8, 2007

Smiting

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.

by longlive(L) October 27, 2010

Shitinnest

Really bad, stupid; Of a highly shitty value.

Today I saw the shitinnest piece of shit that ever shitted.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!

Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!

by R()$3! April 7, 2011