scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022

scottishphrenia

it's a serious illness where you are addicted to scotland and its culture. Scottishphrenia tend to get jealous around scotts which is one of the symptoms. Most common in Bulgaria.

Teacher: Why are you dancing scottish dances?
Scottishphrenia patient: tha spòrs agam!
Friend: He suffers from scottishphrenia, i'm sorry.

by polewaj January 12, 2022

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Stottie

A tuft of hair protruding from the scalp, as a result of a nights sleep. Resembles ‘back combing.’

Often seen in young children.

After a restless night my daughter woke up with a stottie.

by Trollied12 February 13, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Scotti Hill

Scotti Hill whose real name Scott Lawrence mulvehill is the lead guitarist of metal band skid row. He’s also A hot guitarist who needs more love.

“Scotti hill is so hot I wanna have his babies”

by Miss nothing April 17, 2022