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The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.
by Big Bertha April 10, 2005
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instant saint

noun.

A typically popular figure or 'celebrity' within the Roman Catholic religion who has been granted fast-tracked or expedited 'sainthood' by the Vatican.

The recent practice of producing and promoting 'instant saints' reveals the intention of the RC Church to maintain some form of relevance within a celebrity-obsessed and mediated culture, by abandoning its traditional practice of spending decades or even centuries of careful reflection, investigation and debate upon the worthiness or truth of an individual's potential 'saintliness', and instead proclaming a popular individual as a 'saint' mere months after his or her death while the media spotlight still burns brightly on that figure.

The phrase 'instant saint' is reminiscent of convenience food products such as 'instant rice' which is formulated to be cooked in a fraction of the time of traditional rice; and of 'instant stars', celebrities whose popularity was orchestrated by a big-budget marketing and promotional team instead of by submission to the trials of long-term public scrutiny.

A mere two years after his death, Pope John Paul II is likely to become the world's first instant saint, meaning that the Catholic Church believes it has irrefutable proof he has performed at least two miracles. Not just great works, but actual fucking miracles. We're talking loaves and fishes, walking on water, heavy shit like that, folks! Cue the Twilight Zone theme song.

If Mother Teresa had performed one more magic trick, she'd have been an instant saint, too. Instead she'll have to settle for beatification. This means that in saintly terms she's a bit of a pussy. (At least until one more zealot comes forward and claims to have been 'healed' of cancer by magic beams of light emanating from a photo of the wrinkly little, blue striped towel-wearing troll.)
In an age of instant saints, sainthood just ain't what it used to be. - Saint Joan of Arc

Instant saint? Then what was with all those fucking arrows, you dickwads? - Saint Sebastian
by loveboat December 24, 2008
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Paris Saint Germain

Also known as PSG by the fans. Greatest football club in the world(real football where you actually use your feet).
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships
by Ronto November 7, 2004
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ghostly saint

After a satisfying time my ghostly saint was dismissed.
by Douchemire3rd January 25, 2014
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Nova_Saint

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A fucktard who is so low he will cause chaos, reasoning that it will restore balance to the Discord Server as if he was a fucking sith or jedi.

Former Head-Admin of World Conquest
Nova_Saint: *Destroys an entire Discord server and claims he did damage*
Server repairs itself in less than 3 hours
Oerip: This is a message foreveryone. Fear Oerip.
by WC Man Winston October 12, 2019
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Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.
"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."
by lmperfect February 12, 2022
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Cruise to Saint Lucia

When someone goes down on a woman so well that you end up sleeping in a puddle and waking up to breakfast in bed and a key to her house. Aka the woman’s version of flight to Boston.
You see that guy over there? He has a Cruise To Saint Lucia. He had my legs shaking. I made him an omelette.
by DerpDaddy February 20, 2022
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