rottencock

A term used for a diseased penis.

Tim proceded to place his rottencock into Sally's shitpipe, leaving her with anal warts.

by ihateelvis February 12, 2010

The Rotten Bagpipe

The Rotten Bagpipe is a variation of the well known "Dutch Oven". As apposed to wrapping the blanket over the ol ladies head, "The Rotten Bagpipe" uses more stealthy delivery system. On one of those bad days where you're having hot gas....load the sheets appropriately. Slowly lift your foot to create a tent in the sheets. While this is happening, make sure to create an exit to the tent and have it aiming right at the ol ladies nose.

Once in position, release the foot allowing the tent to collapse, shooting hot toxic ass gas right into your loved ones face.

Storyteller: So last night I'm laying in bed with the ol lady right....
Storyteller: I release under the covers, what some may refer to as "Evil"...
Storyteller: I dont even need to smell it.....I could just tell it's gunna be good....
Storyteller: I come to realize that the density is such that it is not making its way out of the sheets.....

Storyteller: To facilitate the situation....with my left foot....I slowly pull the blanket up in the center of the bed...thus pulling in fresh air from the outside....
Storyteller: creating a tent...if you will
Storyteller: right about this time....I make sure that there is a clear fold in the blanket for the escape route for the air....preferably aiming it at the ol lady...
Storyteller: by dropping the raised foot and having a well aimed channel at the ol ladys nose.....I executed the...."?????????"
Audience: lol
Storyteller: Behold......"The Rotten Bagpipe"
Audience: that's great.
Audience: I like it
Storyteller: Operation RBP.
Audience: lol
Audience: you knew it was a killer
Storyteller: the heat was a give away
Audience: came out hot?
Storyteller: AKA....a "hot popper".

by The Gas Master April 27, 2010

Rooted

1. adjective (adj): Too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.

Roi: "Dude I haven't gotten any sleep lately, I have no clue what I'm doing or where I am. I can still take you home though."

Ron: "NO! You are way too rooted to drive."

by Mac_Attack June 16, 2009

Spoiled Rotten

When one smokes marijuana and is extremely effected by its THC content to the point where they have a completely different personality

Brian:Hey man you wanna go play basketball
Joe: No, i figured i would just stay home and get spoiled rotten

Jen: Oh my god did you see jim last night
Karen: yeah i know! he was so spoiled rotten!

by Chamberlin January 29, 2009

Mad rooter

An intelligent woman with an insatiable appetite for the dick. A mad rooter often presents as shy and demure, but underneath loves slaying the dick like it’s going out of fashion. A mad rooter needs dick as a means of survival

My friend is a mad rooter, any opportunity she gets, she is an absolute slave for the dick

by Hendersoma May 1, 2019

rotem

A crazy, insolent girl who likes to do stupid things. She usually do not think about the consequences of her actions but just about having fun. Everyone likes to be with her because she's so funny. She is beautiful and have breathtaking smile. She's kind of a bitch. She's flirtatious and lots of people trying to pick her up. Some say she is a whore. She has experienced many things in her life. But she's smart and she uses her brain. She do not care what everyone says about her and she does what she wants.

Omg, she is such a Rotem

by Yoto112 January 10, 2018

Rote

1)Memory by repitation
2)Sounds of surf breaking on the shore

A wrote is like a Mnemonic, but different

I heard a rote

by Immortal-Jake October 11, 2006