super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

the-yeet-man-returns

A sentence you say out of hope, or out of fear if you are a normie or a thot.

(Person 1):"There's no hope, it's over!"
(Person 2):"No, the-yeet-man-returns!"

by the-yeet-man-returns November 7, 2019

pit of no return

That little hole in between two car seats, where once something falls in, it is way too difficult to retrieve.

Some of my coins slid into the Pit of No Return the other day, and I gave up trying to get them back after 20 minutes grueling effort.

by b o n k April 14, 2021

Hayden O'Rourke

Hayden O'Rourke I'd one of the funniest and charming boys in the world and hid ginger hair shines a beacon of hope over all. He is always defending his fellow wingmen Caleb McCarron-Row and Jude Flynn

How Hayden O'Rourke is so funny

by Helloitsme) March 15, 2022

Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

James O'Rourke

The literally biggest gay in the history of biggays. A stinky dumb so big dumb it defies all logic and human understanding.

James O'Rourke is very biggay and also stinky dumb

by JesusPieCrust December 29, 2023

the point of no return

whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make

person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer

person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return

by rk092 January 25, 2024