Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue April 01, 2023

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ

Mary gorks root.

by tec5704 August 16, 2009

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened

Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root

by HellaBread September 18, 2022

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 03, 2018