riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.

1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."

by brightnoah July 20, 2008

rooster

the female version of a bromance

romance + sister = rooster
"Have you seen those two lately?" "Yeah, they've got a real bromance going on." "Nah, they're girls. For them it's called a rooster."

by quesocheeseeee December 21, 2012

rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA May 13, 2005

rooster pack

cock and balls, or beak and gaggle

After he played basketball he had a funky smellin' rooster pack

by Linsery October 22, 2003

Rooster Parmesan

It's a blowjob after having had sex with your menstruating partner.

Dude, last night I had my first Rooster Parmesan. It wasn't as bad as I had imagined. Turns out, I love the taste of my menstrual blood.

by Bleeding Brown Eye March 20, 2010

roadsterzoku

A cult of fuccbois who circle jerk each other whilst chanting "MX-5s are the best".

Did you see that roadsterzoku back at the traffic lights?

by gheegz94 January 26, 2016

Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.

Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.

by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010