Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse Spit

To drink alcohol

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“

by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020

Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.

“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”

by Miami_Ski_Team October 17, 2020

reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Reverse gorilla

When you are banging Nikki, you shove a banana in her ass while she swings on the sex swing manned by a pulley system. This is a difficult move when she is sober.

Dude, I was so glad nikki got white girl wasted last night and let me reverse gorilla her!!

by Dudeawesome77 October 22, 2017

Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.

1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.

by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017

Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.

The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.

by Leg Tat November 13, 2017