rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

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rectal

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

by rian February 14, 2005

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Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

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rechard

Rechard is the ghetto version of Richard.

Rechard get your ass ova here and feed these damn kids !

by kaevalentine August 1, 2017

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recalculating rap

The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.

"When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

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The act of snapping off an unwanted penis when it is inserted into one's asshole by locking up the ass muscles and simultaneously jerking your hips to the side to effectively disengage the unwanted party's member.

IN PRISON:

Hey Frank, I heard you got lit up in the shitpipe.

Yeah well, I sure did pull a recka' rod on that mother fucker.

by Steve and James November 18, 2004

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