Being real

Being honest about everything.

"Hey did you hear Joey's story about when he ran from the police"? "Yeah, he was being real".

by D Moo September 23, 2010

real friend

something no one has

Billy, do you have any real friends?

by uber06 October 23, 2018

0 to 100 real quick

the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected.

Male student: DEEZ NUTS!
Teacher: You know, (insert name here), I was a lot like you when i was your age.
Male student: Wow, really?
Teacher: Yeah but the difference is i actually got pussy
Male student 2: Wow, 0 to 100 real quick...

by queenvelocity445 November 21, 2015

L is real

Believed to be the inscription on the Star statue in the videogame Super Mario 64. Those who staunchly believe that Luigi was somewhere in the original Mario 64 often point out this inscription, saying it was placed there by the designers of the game as a hint.

Lamer: Dude, check out that inscription on the statue!
Dude: It's a blurry box of text. So what?
Lamer: It says L is Real! That means Luigi is somewhere in the game!
Dude: See what you want, it's just a blurry box of text.

by Little Nerd May 8, 2006

ready brek

A slang term for cunnilingus. Alternatively, can refer to the taste of the female genitals during cunnilingus.

"Saad disappeared off with that girl last night."
"Yeah man, I heard she was dishing out the ready brek."

by Quis Custodiet December 9, 2008

Real love

Real love is of the heart, and is a feeling that is the result of your intention to be loving. If you want to make your loved ones feel really appreciated, show them verbally and physically how much you care. Do little things and do big things.

Baby, here’s R10K, go spoil yourself, I got REAL LOVE for you.

by MbayLee October 14, 2018

real car

A car with a manual transmission.

Rudy recently got a Vauxhall Zafira with an automatic transmission so I disowned him and told him to come back when he got a real car with a manual transmission.

by thicc keroyer May 1, 2019