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This also works for all other methods of communication.
There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?
HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!
HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?
WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.
SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!
HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...
...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"
It MUST be in caps to count.
The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.
This also works for all other methods of communication.
There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?
HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!
HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?
WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.
SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!
HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...
...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"
It MUST be in caps to count.
The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.
Me: "Dude, can I ask you something?"
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!
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