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home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.
Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?
by sb18 November 19, 2007
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Roflsnot

The act of laughing so hard, snot comes out of your nose.
j00 so funneh, I roflsnotted everywhere!
by David Way September 4, 2008
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Roll Job

Similar to titty fucking, a roll job is the sexual act of rubbing your penis between the fat rolls of an obese person, preferably to climax.
by i fuck fat bitches August 18, 2009
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roflstick

metaphor; for one to feel the experience of the sensation to beat up a hobo using a jew stick while laughing on the floor, 20x`s better than roflcopter.
fuck your roflcopter i got my rofltick
i feel like roflsticking right now
by lilrakus23 December 20, 2009
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Rent-Roll

During conversation, or randomly going up to someone and bellowing the words "How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?".
This also works for all other methods of communication.

There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?

HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!

HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?

WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.

SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!

HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...

...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"

It MUST be in caps to count.

The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.
Me: "Dude, can I ask you something?"
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!
by Dalek356 February 27, 2011
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drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.
As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019
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Rock 'n' roll tobacco

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?
by Eric Maan December 2, 2009
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