Ripped ass

Someone who just blew shit up

Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.

by Hahahafuckurbitch February 15, 2020

Douche Ripple

An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.

"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."

"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."

by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009

Megan the Ripper

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.

John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.

by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012

Ripping

While on acid you can suddenly feel an intense pressure all over your body , this is the moment of your trip when you rip from reality and have no clue what's going on around you.

kyle-"dude Tim is just talking to himself in the corner we should take to the hospital!
gary-"nah he's just ripping he will come down in a bit,
You can't rip forever..."

by sev killenger August 6, 2016

Ripple

A song by the Grateful Dead. It came out on their 1970 album American Beauty

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung
Would you hear my voice come through the music?
Would you hold it near as it were your own?

First Verse of "Ripple"

by Adam buckley May 11, 2018

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007