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Burrito Punch

When you drink too much or get food poisoning and simultaneously poop and vomit, similar to the action you might see if a person punched a burrito (Re-fried Beans, etc popping out of both ends).
Daniel got wasted last night and burrito punched all over the bathroom... Now I have to clean up the toilet and the sink.

Man that roller-coaster made me so dizzy I feel like I am going to burrito punch.
by FrankyJimbo September 25, 2011
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punani punch

A noun. Deriving from the Hawaiian and Indian word punani, meaning vagina. To deliver a proper "punani punch", one should start from a good distance, gathering enough kinetic energy in their fist to provide an impact on the subject vagina to cause hurt and/or discomfort.
Amanda could barely walk after Savanah punani punch her.
by The Dock Master January 14, 2016
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Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"
If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.
by evansgirl October 20, 2016
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Perez Punch

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.
After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.
by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009
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I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
by TomKVideo December 29, 2008
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hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.
"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."
by Rockosocko September 10, 2013
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tiki punch

A soda made by Shasta that tastes just like Hawaiian Punch except carbonated. The best soda in the world.
by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006
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