A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.
(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
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Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation
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When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.
"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."
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Example 1:
did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby
Example 2:
Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”
Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐
did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby
Example 2:
Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”
Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐
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