Progresstination

The procrastination that follows progress on a project or assignment.

I have progresstination, because I've done so much work today, the rest can wait.

by KyDiz April 5, 2020

Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

Professional 'Ho'

A professional 'ho', is a woman in the rap game with bars.
They sing about their coochies, vaginas, cat, vulva, punani. The whole thing, they have to mention their privates in any way.

This girl is a professional 'ho'. And this is a ho with BARS!!!!!

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

Professional Ho

A woman in the rap game that emotes a lot of attention to their vaginas.

She is a professional Ho...
She a ho with BARS!!!!

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

progresso

Progresso is simply a joke mocking term or shortened version of the word progressive. Nor to be taken seriously, it’s basically a reference to the progresso soup brand.

Katherine won’t stop posting progresso libtard stuff to her page.

by That stalker in your window January 31, 2021

Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.

The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!

by DuckDB February 23, 2021