scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).

I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.

by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006

porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

Internet Porn

Mans true best friend

man, i just love me some internet porn!

by girbark August 17, 2011

Gay Porn

it is the name of a very cute cat. Search it up on google to see the pictures of gay porn! It is free!

dude: Bro do you know who is the owner of gay porn?
another dude: No, but he is one lucky guy. Gay porn is a rare species of cat.

by FishyLikesDust February 14, 2023

Corn Porn

Pornography with corn, Corn engaging in sexual acts, Nude Corn, etc. (See CILS)

"Ooohh, look at that corn porn! Ooohhh, yeeeahh, rub that butter on yourself! What are you gonna do with those corn holders? Yeah, you know what you're going to do with them, you dirty, dirty cob!"

by Edward Fath May 13, 2008

porn shui

The art of an internet porn surfer to position him- or herself in a manner that not only obscures the provocative computer screen from public view, but also gives the surfer the ability to detect any intrusive dangers immediately.

I'm a porn shui master- my back is facing the wall and the door is well within my view.

by duuuuuder January 16, 2008