Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.

Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.

by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010

Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.

I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.

by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022

Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.

Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!

by x BILKO x October 10, 2016

phone pp

When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling

Hey baby, you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t up all night playing phone pp!

by Anishinaabe.Ogichidaa November 27, 2019

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017

phone favor

A task requested by a friend that was immediately resolved by using their smart phone.

Friend via Text: "Can you send me John Smiths phone number?"
Reply via Text: *file sent for John Smith*
Friend via Text: "Awesome! thanks for the phone favor!"

by MikeyVanMan January 31, 2015

phone footsie

Flirting with someone at your table by secretly texting back and forth with your phone in your lap.

Hey you two, stop playing phone footsie and listen up. I have something important to tell you.

by Jimetha April 27, 2014