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Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Philanthroder

"Dude, Jeffery Epstein is the literal definition of a philanthroder!"
by Lillith36145 January 8, 2023
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philaundering

Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or

(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.
If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
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Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.
Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"
by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023
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Philanthrocommunism

Philanthrocommunism, Philanthrocommunist,

Philanthrocommunism is a form of capitalistic communism that uses a form of credit that is used with how productive you are but either way, this is determined by original founder of Philanthrocommunism. it doesn’t hurt your reputation basically you don’t owe anyone anything but there is a limit to house much you buy depending on how to productive also in this type of socialism is for the government to help people that are homeless or poor basically your government will actually help their people no matter what situation they are in the job of the government is to help its people instead of just pushing them to the sidewalk to starve to death in this type of government death isn’t a game it’s something that shouldn’t be taken so seriously the government will help you survive and thrive and live as long as possible and this type of governments has the most democracy out of every country past future and present don’t think this anarchy there is still the law.

Founder: Zero, ZeroCODTrickshots Zero Darkson,
Writer: Zero, ZeroCODTrickshots, Zero Darkson,
You're a Philanthrocommunist, You Support Philanthrocommunism.
by ZeroCODTrickshots February 19, 2023
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