Definitions by tacobodyparts

Philadelphia Lifeguard 

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

Philadelphia Lifeguard by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023

Felicitous 

Adj. The joy one gets from receiving a fellatio.

"I was felicitous after the fellatio."

Felicitous by tacobodyparts October 9, 2014