Felicitous

Adj. The joy one gets from receiving a fellatio.

"I was felicitous after the fellatio."

by tacobodyparts October 9, 2014

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023