parentsplaining

The act of a parent lovingly but unnecessarily explaining something to their grown child.

My mom was parentsplaining how to sign up for yoga to my sister yesterday.

parentsplaining by Laura Some Number May 24, 2021

parentalisis 

A condition created in a formerly fun person caused by becoming a parent. Can affect behavior with opposite sex and capacity for drink.

Adam used to be so much fun at Raider games until he had kid and got such a serious case of parentalisis.

parentalisis by FlatMatt April 3, 2009

parentertaining 

what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can't get "back home", and steering them away from drug-addled bums.

mate i can't come to the pub this afternoon, i'm parentertaining.

parentertaining by hotshirt October 29, 2009

parental grid 

Living within your means. Getting off the Parental Grid: when you are responsible for paying 99% of your bills and expenses. Mom and Dad aren't funding you or your lifestyle any more.

Graduate from college, get your own place, pay all your own bills and get off the parental grid.

parental grid by Aunt N January 12, 2011

Parent Zone

When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.

Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."

Parent Zone by Uncle Nerdicus December 26, 2013

Parent Tax 

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

Parent Tax by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Parent hoe 

A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.

A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.

Parent hoe by Making new words June 2, 2018