penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008

penis

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.

My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.

by puffy nipples April 4, 2009

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

penis

'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked

he played with his penis whenever he got bored

by ewrwe May 21, 2006

penis

something justin beiber doesn't have.

Justin beiber doesn't have a penis

by I love vagina in my mouth September 9, 2011

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003

penis

a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.

“i saw a dead body, it looked like a penis”

by ihateeveryoneespeciallybabies March 2, 2021