Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010

Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

by BlockBusterNG February 25, 2022

Pen Cramp

A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.

OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half

by Comic_27 January 16, 2021

Baloney in the bull pen

fake news, trash talk, gossip

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.

by REL207 August 15, 2022

grey pen

An item you use to write or draw when your a goth.

Non Goth Guy; Hey , pass me that grey pen I need it for the grey sky

Goth Guy; No I need it to represent MY day ...

by SavageCabbageVegi January 12, 2018

pen

depends what you are thinking of..

pen? which one?

by houyt February 18, 2022