gravity pen

A trademarked brand of self balancing, gravity defying magnetic pens that look like magic. Usually written as "Gravitypen". Invented in 2001 by Terrence Saucier. Manufactured and sold by Gravitypen LLC.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.

Calling your scam product gravity pen is a good way to get your pants sued off.

by Pen Enthusiast December 26, 2024

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

Goon pen

A pen that instead of using regular ink uses ones goon to write with, when writing with a goon pen one has up to 100% better hand writing will fill you with infinite wisdom. Crafting a goon pen requires one to use Jamaican flicker gooning into the pen to align the stars and give birth to the goon pen.

you did so good on this test you must have used a goon pen

by Youngtywong200 February 26, 2026

Pig Pen

When you wipe your semen directly on your bed sheets and then roll around in it.

Matt finished and then pig pen'd and still hasn't washed his sheets.

by Shinoita July 25, 2025

men pen

the man cave is out. the men pen is in.

I'm going to Jimmy's to watch the game in his men pen.

by sweetshakemilk May 11, 2025

round pen

An act horse people do to get extra energy out of a horse due to too much energy, behavior issues. It is done usually in a 50 ft in diameter round arena type area with higher enclosed walls usually with deep sand to try and break the horse of the outside to focus and to concentrate on the handler. Sometimes, used to break the high spirit of the horse as a submission tactic for a calm, gentler horse. Often a standard practice in the training of coming two year old horses to be ridden under saddle.

With humans, it is an act when an employer runs the employee ragged for submission reasons ie: employer trying to mentally or physically break the employee into quitting, using tactics that are pushing the lines of unfair labor standards.

Coworker 1: Man, I do not get it. It seems like the boss is upset with me because I took some time off and the boss had to cover my shift and James came in the next day for overtime.

Coworker 2: What is going on?

Coworker 1: Well, the boss didn’t like my doctors note. The boss was inconvenienced and covered one of my shifts. Then the boss said they had to pay someone overtime to cover and the boss is mad because of the other employees overtime. Even though the employee took the overtime as comp time in lieu of pay and getting hit on taxes.

Coworker 2: Yeah, I know. Sounds like they are trying to round pen you so you submit and quit because the boss has their buddy lined up to take your job. Be careful- there is a target on your back.

Coworker 1: Yes I know.

by Good Vibes Today June 7, 2025

Sped Pen

The area in a school where the Special Education Students run around. Generally behind a locked gate so they can't get out.

Look at them running around in the Sped Pen.

by AJAussie October 19, 2025