Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

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offigured

When you are triggered but offended at the same time

I can’t believe you did that I am so offigured

by Thebeast5195 January 27, 2018

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Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

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office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

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officejelly

Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.

The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.

by Head Office Space May 14, 2019

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Offie

Offie is a word that is used to describe someone that is a bitch ass nigga or someone that does some fucked up shit.

Example #1
DaeDae: Yo brodie, you hit those last night?
TyTy: Yeah but I had put a bag over that bitch head cause she was dead ugly gr8.
DaeDae: Yo you a offie LMFAOOOO

Example #2
Gary: Yo bro bro you know I don't go no gas but like can I hit the blunt one time?
Brandon:*Starts an argument with Gary and goes off on why he won't let him hit the blunt ONE TIME*
Gary: Yo Dae Dae can I hit your blunt? Cause Brandon's being a fucking offie bro, I'm just asking for one hit.
DaeDae: Yeah fo sho
Gary: *Takes one hit* Alright bro, good looks!

by JuanGotWords February 3, 2020

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