black nipples

The bruises one procures after a particularly stressful day of titty-punch.

"My teets are sore and i have the black nipples"

by Puppywanker December 4, 2013

Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

Nipple Sort

A sort routine used to sort arrays from lowest to highest. It is commonly taught in high school Computer Science courses ranging from Visual Basic to Java (AP Comp Sci aka. who wrote Cocking on my book.). It is called the nipple sort because the routine resembles a nipple as it switches and sorts the numbers in the array.

Mr. M: Whats another sort routine that we learned in Computer Science I?
RF/MS: uhh, the nipple sort.

by Swans Flumace November 23, 2004

nipple rack

The worst kind of useless. The idea is that God had some extra nipples and needed somewhere to hang them or something to hold them. A human vessel was created with this express purpose, and has no other use whatsoever.

My boss is a total nipple rack.

by insignis April 15, 2005

Orangutan Nipples

Primitive primate whose nipples cover most of his/her breast. Often feeds off of hot carl sacks. Which is whats left after you beat someone with a hot carl.

Logan has Orangutan Nipples!!!!

by Orangina Joe February 12, 2009

Hairry Nipples

To have hair on your nipples

there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it

by Jesus November 2, 2004

bouncin nipples

the act of a female jumping up and down as her breasts jiggle

"Dammn sara was lap dancin on ma last nite, and did you see dem bouncin nipples!"

by Vap June 22, 2006