murphy lee

to b da finest dark skinned dude in da rap business, damn he fine

ill shake my tailfeather 4 u even though u were hardly in da video. p.diddy cut u off cuz he was jealous, thats all

by hotgurl September 21, 2003

murphing it

Characterized by victory in all manners. Causing others to fail by engrossed intimidation. Winning at ping pong. Winning in good looks. Winning in running. Winning in life. Winning

Taylor - "Did you see Whitney beat that ass against Wiwat at ping pong?"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"

by MMurphyxxl32 April 16, 2014

Murphy

That kid is a Murphy. A complete stalker online. He hunts people down. And watches Django Unchained.

"That kid is a Murphy, he always has his computer and is Facebook stalking while watching that one movie!"

by Who The Hell Are You? May 21, 2013

heather murph

A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.

I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.

by petey pablo August 21, 2004

murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.

Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

murphied

making purring/growling noises during sex

yo i was all up in that shit and that chick murphied all night long.

by dr. erik and secretary carly July 1, 2009