mountee

Unique, adrenaline junkie, fun. An all around amazing guy. He is sweet, handsome, and very respectful. He is often taken for granted but still goes the extra mile. He seems big and tough, but he is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. Ladies this is the man you wanna never let go of. This is the man you dream about finding and marrying. He's simply the best ever.

Oh god he's such a mountee!

by Lyss420 March 1, 2015

mongeku

Liking A Girls Pictures On Instagram, With A Shitty Account Name

YOU FUCKING MONGEKU

by Give me a name January 11, 2016

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

munge butter

The delicious final food product resulting from successfully munging. Must be eaten immediately from the churn to be considered munge butter, otherwise it turns into munge fudge.

Last night me and 3 buddies went munging and they let me have the munge butter.

by A-froe June 30, 2017

Mounder

A mounder is the nickname for a fire breathing titty grabber.

I want to grab those titties because I'm a mounder.

by Pptoucher August 12, 2017

mougeon

Portmanteau for "mouton", sheep in french, and pigeon. The mougeon follows orders like a sheep and like a pigeon at the same time.

1: I bought the last Call of Duty
2: You are a mougeon

by PackSciences October 20, 2017

Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.

Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.

by Radical Pirate January 1, 2018