Barnaz marriage

Barnaz marriage is derived from San angelites. Where a couple is married and has children. The Barnaz is a mutual agreement between a couple. They are able to cheat on each other with multiple men and women.

My wife and I have a healthy Barnaz marriage. When I’m tired of her or she’s tired of me we see other people.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple

Wow, those two have a mutual marriage

by Addie- _* April 6, 2019

heterosect marriage

Marriage between two different religions belonging to either the same group or completely different.

Liam is catholic and Shafilea is Jewish. Therefore, they are having a heterosect marriage.

by polish(ed)bestie April 10, 2020

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -

person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage

by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022