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magic stick

A song aimed at the Lowest Common Denominator, as in the stupidest kid on the short bus. Anyone who likes this song is probably retarded.
You have the magic stick? Dar dur dee durrr.
by you're all retards August 1, 2004
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magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006
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magic pussy

a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.
I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.
by bojzzle September 1, 2004
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Magic Firewater

A really great high school band
it included Paco, Ryan, James, and Steve. They have some great songs and they are super fantastical!
by xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxox54 January 16, 2009
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Magic Waters

The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.

Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.
I just took a Magic Waters dump.
by Johnny Benjamin April 16, 2009
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Magic Sauce

Sperm spat from a males penis!
Man I skeeted magic sauce all over that ho!....or...Hey gurl u lookin a lil tense, y don't you let me give u a massage with my special Magic Sauce! or Yo I think dem mofos put some magic sauce on my burger da other nite
by DatRuTH21 March 21, 2009
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