Big Mac Grip

When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip

"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"

james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."

by Jamie White September 5, 2008

mac-da-biddies

to pimp it up or be a pro at putting moves on someone

Did you mac-da-biddies tonight, you playa ?

by meesie December 15, 2008

Mac Mini

Mac mini is a lost-cost 'update' to any one running Microsoft Windows.
Priced around £330 (40GB) this is the best way to get away from the x86 system to a PPC system.

Ships with:
Apple Mac OS X 'Panther' (10.3.x)
iLife
1 Firewire port (eg: for iPod)
2 USB ports (Keybord, mouse)
1 ethernet port (broadband modem)
1 DUC port (URRRGGG,,, DEE DA DE DA.. KAKAKA...)
1 CD-RW/DVD drive

Lets go to PC World to buy a Mac...
Oh shit.. none left...
Oh well... lets go to e-bay!
YEY!

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

mac ledgend

adjective describing one who is a flirt. from the verb to "mac", meaning flirt, or hit on. a "mac ledgend" is someone who is constantly maccin' or flirting, they are very good at maccin', or frilting. these ppl are usualy more popular, and sometimes get labled as a manwhore, or hoe, even tho thera aren't they just like to flirt

nerd 1- man! how does that big meat head get all those girls?

nerd 2- face it, he's a "mac ledgend"

by G riszzel April 16, 2009

mac mommy

Undomesticated schemie female parent, normally spotted at fast food outlets wearing leggings or brash sportswear and large hoop earsrings, known for hard stare and foul manners and publicly slapping and berating their kids to demonstrate their good parenting skills. Don't actually buy groceries or know how to prepare food, but wean their babies straight onto Happy Meals.

Shurrup kylie and finish that burger or i'll fucking deck you (whilst looking around for approval from other diners cos they're actually nourishing the child AND providing a discipline framework.)

Got a girl up the duff, paying shitloads through the CSA and turns out the silly cow is a mac mommy

No wonder shazzas third kid's got a squint, she's a bleedin' mac mommy

by pip_pip_hooray! July 30, 2006

being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

mac

A computer that costs two to three times the price of an equally powerful PC

Hipster #1- Dude, I have too much money in my pocket and know nothing about computers.
Hipster #2- Dude, you should get a mac.

by Joker666 October 4, 2005