Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020

Mop slang word

Mop means nothing. You can use it in replacement for
"Skibidi" and all generation alpha words.

You don't know Mop slang word?

by unfunnyhahahahaha July 3, 2024

back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023

Mopping bathrooms

To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole

Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole

by Throwntothewind December 23, 2023

mopped

A slang word created by Youtuber "yikes," mopped (mäpt) can mean anything, someone is bad at something? They are mopped. Someone is losing an argument? They are getting mopped. Not to be confused with "mopping the floor" with someone. Also known as "the ultimate slang word."

Dude 1: Bro, did you see that fight down the hall?
Dude 2: Yeah, he was getting mopped.

by SuperAssShitter2 July 7, 2024

Mop

Your prom date

I'm dating a mop

Ooh look at dat fine mop!

by Yo Mop On Fleek! February 24, 2019