Naked Mile

An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked

Damn we didn't get a single cup, Oh well naked mile here we come

by CC dynasty June 11, 2013

milesbian

The act of being obsessed with Miley Cyrus, so much so that people think you are a lesbian. However, since you are not attracted to any other girl besides Miley, you are a milesbian. This word also applies to people who love Miley for the sole purpose of staring at her legs, and are completely turned off by her music and personality.

Holy shit, did you see Miley at the MMVA's this year... her legs were so hot they got me becoming a milesbian.

by FYTeaParty July 6, 2010

Mutant Mile

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.

'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'

by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012

beer mile

run a mile on a quarter mile track ... but before each lap you chug a beer

you are a winner at life if you can run a decent beer mile.

by liquidice5 May 3, 2005

King's Mile

An arbitrary unit of distance, so called because of the legendary pub crawl/race of the same name, performed by 6th form leavers of KCS Wimbledon. The King's Mile is the distance from the first pub (The Prince of Wales), to the last (The Crooked Billet).

Unfortunately, there are many potential routes from start to finish, leaving the ACTUAL value of a King's Mile unclear. To confuse the matter, the competitors in the pub crawl are often a bit tiddly by the end of the race and thus have, so far, neglected to note the distance they have traveled.

(King's boy to the landlord of The Prince of Wales):
"What ho, fair publican - could you inform me of the distance to the Crooked Billet from this fine establishment?"
(Landlord):
"Aye, sonny - thar be a King's mile ye have ter toil, and it be yonder up yon hill."

by Guy Woodward April 10, 2007

Mile cockinhole

A Mile cockinhole is the type of nigga to fool around! He think you stupid! He know shit and ain’t tell no one, this kid also gay he say he not but he sure is. He say he don’t know something exist when he sure as hell does!! He is a gypsy ass nigga and gonna get put in a spliff

Look there’s a mile cockinhole you know them always foolin around tryna trick a nigga and such! He a gay ass punk!

by John Jesus September 27, 2021

lazy mile

when you take a piss on a fat chick and the piss runs down all the crevices of her fat rolls

damn if you gonna fuck dat fat ho at least give her the lazy mile

by the roadster August 1, 2009